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Lo que no me cupo en el toot es que, más de la cantidad, lo que sorprendía era la calidad de esta súbita descarga de aprecio automático y anónimo. Eran unos mensajes tan bonitos y tan positivos que en vez de borrarlos los he estado leyendo a diario, y están haciendo maravillas para mi autoestima. Acá se los comparto, esperando que los ayuden a tener una bonita semana.

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Evidentemente ese último mensaje ya era diferente, y lo triste es que los más recientes ya volvieron a lo normal: urls de trescientos caracteres y eso. Fue bueno mientras duró. Roguemos para que los dioses del spam me vuelven a bendecir con su buena voluntad pronto.